Saturday, April 21, 2012

Michelle Bachmann Tosses Up Her Tar Baby Sleep Toy, Again.

Michelle Bachmann Tosses Up Her Tar Baby Sleep Toy, Again.
Michelle Bachmann Joins The Hall Of Shame.

Today's post has nothing to do with NUTTIN. Michelle Bachmann lost the Repub Presidential Primary and we don't have to fear her insaneness any longer.
(Or do we?) BUT.....
Why do we have to see and hear the nonsense she spreads so furiously around like so much TAR on a leaky roof? Hey MAINSTREAM MEDIA, listen up! We are sick of Bachmann and her convoluted ideas about reality. Banish her to FOX FAKE NEWS where she belongs and leave us to enjoy the sweet aroma of FACT FILLED TRUTH!  Yeah right, like I believe, in this LOONEY TUNE TEA PARTY America we find ourselves in, that THAT will ever happen. thinkingblue
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Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) blasted President Obama following his proposed "crackdown" on firms found to be manipulating the oil market, saying he is "waving a tar baby in the air" as a distraction from high gas prices.
"This is just about waving a tar baby in the air and saying that something else is a problem," Bachmann said in an interview Wednesday with The Shark Tank, a conservative news organization that covers Florida politics. "I have never seen a more irresponsible president who is infantile in the way that he continually blames everyone else for his failure to first diagnose the problem and second to address the problem. It's always everyone else's fault."
She said her message for the president is, "Get over it," and stop blaming everyone else.
The term "tar baby" is a racially loaded phrase coined in the "Brer Rabbit" tales. The term generally means a "sticky situation," but has also been used as a derogatory term for a black person.
Rep. Doug Lamborn, a Republican from Colorado, apologized last year after he said associating with Obama was "like touching a tar baby."
Bachmann's attack on Obama comes after he pushed Congress this week for legislation that would increase penalties on oil speculators manipulating the market. He called for increased federal supervision of the markets and funding for enforcement.
“We can’t afford a situation where speculators artificially manipulate markets by buying up oil, creating the perception of a shortage and driving prices higher, only to flip the oil for a quick profit,” Obama said during a Rose Garden speech Tuesday. MORE HERE
Rising gas prices have already been used in election-year attacks by both parties. Republicans in Congress who are pushing for an expansion of domestic oil and gas exploration to ease the price crunch have already expressed opposition to Obama's proposal.
"The problem is that liberals continue to lock up the energy resources that we have in the United States," she said. "The president already has every tool at his disposal to deal with speculators. ... If there's a problem with that you got to the Federal Trace Commission or the Security Exchange Commission [sic]. If there's a problem, President Obama is the problem for failing to use the tools that he has.
"It's anybody but Obama for Obama. And that's why we have to call him out," she said. "The president is a complete and utter fraud and a hypocrite on this issue, with all due respect."
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On April 6, 1956 Michelle Bachmann (YIKES) came into existense.

So here is a belated birthday gift for those of us who enjoy listening to this exotic queen from La La Land. Michelle Bachmann the Minnesota-Representative-turned-failed-presidential-candidate's 56th birthday. To celebrate, we've drawn up this list of the 56 best things about Michele Bachmann.
Don't say we never do anything for you, M-Ba! FROM: http://www.indecisionforever.com/blog/2012/04/06/the-56-best-things-about-michele-bachmann
1. She enjoys corn dogs.
2. She also enjoys "noodles, cheeses, chicken and bacon."
3. She's tough on Iran and knows our imaginary embassy in Tehran should be relocated to Krypton or Atlantis.
4. There was that one time she dressed up like Princess Leia at a debate. That was awesome.
5. She gets all her facts about HPV vaccinations from random women she meets, unless they happen to be scientists.
6. She was born 24 years after the Lindbergh baby kidnapping, so there's no way you're pinning that on her.
7. She never looks directly into a TV camera because she knows her eyes will turn the viewers at home into stone.
8. She totally understands why you didn't do your math homework.
9. She's pro-choice, in terms of lightbulbs.
10. She was the first Jewish Republican to run for president, and she's not even Jewish.
11. There's a rumor that she's raised a number of children, but since she mentions it so rarely we can't confirm.
12. She bravely fought to repeal Hoot-Smalley, despite the challenge of it not existing.
13. She was preceeded in office by a man named Mark Kennedy, and she has misquoted Abraham Lincoln, so… connect the dots.
14. When she talks to God, God talks back.
15. She's a decorated veteran of the War on Christmas.
16. She’ll do anything to keep her congressional seat. Except acknowledge science.
17. Her name, anagrammed, is Man! Blame Chic Hen.
18. She's never had a gaffe.
19. She knows there are great qualities in every American, even serial child killers.
20. She really understands the plight of that one black person she knows (Michael Steele).
21. She looks fantastic, especially considering 56 is 300 in Lizard People years.
22. One word: Marcus (as in Bachmann).
23. She'll never let President Obama tell you how many babies to have; only Jesus can do that.
24. She's invulnerable to evil. Even when he’s disguised as a cute little boy.
25. American humans have elected her to make laws at the federal level. Multiple times.
26. She has plenty of choot-spa.
27. She's twice as conservative as Ronald Reagan but only half the weight of Rush Limbaugh.
28. She believes you're never too young to be a Founding Father.
29. She makes Sarah Palin look reasonable.
30. She is a lovable little fuzz ball.
31. She had the guts to stand up to Big Census.
32. She was extremely popular with GOP primary voters. Ten months before any actual voting started, but still.
33. She gave America the House Tea Party caucus it didn't know it was clamoring for.
34. She still believes in Santa, even though he's an anagram for Satan.
35. She doesn't make a big freaking fuss about sweater vests.
36. She advocated a strategy of subpoenaing for freedom.
37. She studied literature in college, so apparently she knows how to read.
38. We're at least a year or so away from her reality TV show.
39. She's open-minded enough to "take the president at his word" that he was born in the United States.
40. She received her law degree from Oral Roberts University. Haha, Roberts.
41. Every once in a while she really does say something accurate about foreign policy.
42. One L, two Ns. Maverick.
43. She may never pose for the cover of Newsweek again, but if Death Panel Watch Monthly comes calling, you bet she'll answer.
44. She volunteered for Jimmy Carter's campaign as a college student back in 1976, so she has a solid track record of working to defeat Democrats.
45. She's read the Bible cover-to-cover. Well, parts of it.
46. She's never allowed mere ignorance on a subject to get in the way of having a strong opinion about it.
47. She encourages her husband's interest in doggie sunglasses.
48. She's gone on record that the Pope is not the Antichrist.
49. Her sister talks to Bigfoot who's her neighbor.
50. She submits to her husband, if not to rational thought.
51. She was the first woman to win the Iowa Straw Poll, unless you count Phil Gramm.
52. She's adaptable.
53. When she got heckled by a gay robot, she didn't even ask Marcus to re-program it.
54. She was brave enough to infiltrate the IRS as a double agent years before she would learn that she hated it.
55. She's not Mitt Romney.
56. She's perfect. (Michele Bachmann, when asked for her opinion of the most conservative candidate in the GOP race

"I was. I was the perfect candidate… America had their chance with the perfect candidate."

And we blew it. We blew it! Damn us! Damn us all to hell!)
AND OF COURSE WE CAN THANK ALL THAT IS GOOD, she didn't win the Republican campaign for presidential candidate. Do we hear VP?

Like I said, Truth will not be seen (or whiffed) as long as we have the GOP Tea Party Applauding Insanity. thinkingblue

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