Friday, October 19, 2007

HOW MANY REPUBLICANS TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB

Finally some clever person put Republicans in the middle of the light bulb screwing joke and IT JUST HITS THE OLD PROVERBIAL NAIL ON IT'S OLD "IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT'" BLOCKHEAD! The only screwing light bulb joke EVER without humor!
HOW MANY REPUBLICANS
DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be
changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the
light bulb or for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid/cost-plus contract to Halliburton for the
new light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a
stepladder under the
banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail
how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a
strong light bulb changing policy all along.
10. Finally, Joe Lieberman to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing the light bulb and screwing the country.
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