Personhood Running For Congress

When I saw this, Murray Hill Inc. Becomes The First Corporate Person To Run For Congress.

I thought... IT'S GOTTA BE A JOKE. Guess what? NO JOKE! (or is it )

WHADDAYATHINK? I hope it's not a joke... I would certainly like to see how our laws will handle this one. Below is the first campaign ad from a corporation-personhood who is trying to become a congressional representative for the state of Maryland in the good old UNITED CORPORATIONS OF AMERICA. Thanks again Supremos... like WE THE PEOPLE didn't have enough against us!
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PS: I wonder how you would address a US Representative that is a corporation.

The Honorable Dunkin' Donuts or maybe The Honorable Bed Bath & Beyond or … Here’s a vision of future congressional sessions:

“Will the Republican Congressmen Bed Bath & Beyond, Dunkin' Donuts, Domino's Pizza and Absolut Vodka please cast your votes on HR-F.U.C.K.T.H.E.P.E.O.P.L.E. as soon as possible. We need to go on to more important business!”